I figured as much.

BEAN BACK

[23:03] ME: Yes, it will. I have not bean back in about three months.
[23:03] ME: bean back in about three months.
[23:03] ME: bean back
[23:03] HOMIE: O_O
[23:03] ME: it's like the unholy spawn of a beaner and a wetback

Software Project

Due to mounting legal pressure from my datacenter, the NAACP, the ACLU, the ADL, the GNAA, NAMBLA, and people searching google worldwide, I have been forced to remove my old software project. Many apologies to my three-person fanbase.

Delicious Tentacles

[23:15] Jaymack: hey have you played stalker

[23:15] Me: nope

[23:15] Me: why do I need to play that

[23:15] Me: I live that

[23:15] Jaymack: I dunno I bought it on the steam program

[23:16] Me: any good?

[23:16] Jaymack: haven’t played it yet it's still downloading

[23:16] Me: huh

[23:16] Me: you should get the bald game

[23:16] Jaymack: you run around near Chernobyl killing shit so I don’t see how I could go wrong

[23:16] Jaymack: well

[23:16] Jaymack: radiation causes baldness

[23:17] Me: it also causes certain people to do a shitty webcomic and make friends with a guy who is piglike in appearance

[23:17] Jaymack: hey don’t hate on radiation it won us world war 2

[23:18] Me: And possibly gave us hentai

[23:18] Me: ok

[23:18] Me: I love radiation

Two-hand Backdoor-Jitsu

Jaymack: naruto is pissing me off
Jaymack: they're starting to stretch the manga too
Jaymack: ac is taking forever to torrent
Me: LOLOL GOATSE
Jaymack: wot
Me: they're starting to stretch the man

Regards To The Brain Down There

Selective excerpts from a chat log.

Jaymack: write a blog entry about testicles
Me: why?
Jaymack: idk
Me: When it's cold, they look like a brain
Jaymack: k write about that
Me: no
Jaymack: write it
Me: why?
Jaymack: idk
Jaymack: just do it
Jaymack: also
Jaymack: write it from the point of view of a sapporo prostitute
Me: I was with you up to that point.
Jaymack: like OH THEY SO YERROW AND SMARR

Space Moose

Space Moose kicks ass.
Just thought I would let you know.